Happy birthday to my beautiful, blue-eyed, blonde-haired, blushing bride and baby-maker! We are celebrating by bringing our only child who is currently in the same state as us to a baby sitter, and then heading off to Target Field to watch our favorite baseball team, the Twins, play the hated Philadelphia Phillies. Money is no object as I treat my dear wife to one of the most expensive meals in the entire metro area: Target Field hot dogs and a vat of coke. If I remember to stop at an ATM on the way, I may even have enough money to splurge for some nachos. Hooray!