I think that new daddy's clothes should all come in camouflage colors, but not the type of camo that helps one to stay hidden while out in the woods. No. The type of camo that I am talking about doesn't hide the person wearing it, it hides the stuff that we new daddies are prone to spill or have smeared on us, if I may be blunt. Babies are notorious for spitting up milk and smearing snot and other bodily secretions all over whoever is holding them, and at least part of the time, that is daddy. There should be a line of clothing that takes that into account. It should come with various different sized smear and spit-up type patterns permanently dyed into the fabric. Then nobody would be able to tell if you really had spit up on you or not! This would save us daddies a lot of embarrassment in our everyday lives.
|A common occurrence in houses around the world. Especially mine.|