My original theory was built upon the following facts:
- Babies are not real smart, so their brains must not be very big.
- Babies smack their heads on things all the time, and they make pretty loud "thud" noises, so their skulls must be pretty thick.
- Even though they smack their heads all the time, they somehow continue to get smarter and smarter as they get older, so there must be some kind of protective layer that keeps their tiny brains from incurring too much damage. Jello is the obvious choice. Preferably red jello, whatever flavor "red" is.
All that snot had to come from somewhere, so there must be a giant snot "locker" somewhere inside her head. As soon as I figure out where it is, I will come up with a new diagram. The most logical thing to do would be to make the brain smaller...