Thankfully, I recently had the opportunity to get a new hand-me-down lawnmower to replace my old hand-me-down lawnmower, and this one is only a few years old, instead of several decades. I have good feelings about this new one, probably because it's so shiny and new-looking. I, and my neighbors, are excited for my mowing time to go back to being peaceful again. If you see me outside muttering to myself, though, steer clear. That usually means the wheels are about to start flying.
|Doesn't it look shiny and new? And look at the wheels! They're still attached!|