Sunday, November 22, 2015

Life In The Hospital

Well, we are in the hospital, waiting for the Fetus to become the Baby. Our other three kids, the Girl, the Boy, and the Little One, each arrived in this beautiful world of ours faster than the previous one, with the Little One taking a total of 2-and-a-half hours from the beginning of contractions to the moment of squirting out (that's the actual medical terminology). So we were expecting this fourth one to arrive during a commercial break so we could get back to watching the football game. But, apparently she and/or God had different plans...

We have been sitting here for eleven hours now, and still no baby. Both the Wife and I are beside ourselves. We don't know what to do. We have watched countless football games, and there's only one more to watch today. What will we do if that game ends and we still don't have a fresh new baby to oooh and ahhhh over? Oh well, I guess there's another game tomorrow night, huh? I guess we can watch that one. Go Team!!

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